{"product_id":"talk-to-snail","title":"Talk To Snail","description":"Used paperback in Good condition. \u003cp\u003eHave you ever walked into a half-empty restaurant in France, only to be told that it's \u003ci\u003ecomplet\u003c\/i\u003e? Attempted to say \"merci beaucoup\" and accidentally complimented someone on their cute backside? Been taken to what you've been assured is the perfect house deep in the countryside, only to find there's no electricity or running water?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIf the answer to any of the above is '\u003ci\u003eoui'\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eTalk to the Snail\u003c\/i\u003e is the book for you.Find out how to get served in a restaurant; learn to be exquisitely polite - and brutally rude - at the same time; discover the language of love, sex and suppositories (not necessarily in that order). It's all here in this funny, informative, seriously useful guide on how to get what you \u003ci\u003ereally\u003c\/i\u003e want from the French.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWith advice on essential phrases and bons mots to cover all eventualities, and illustrated with witty real-life anecdotes, \u003ci\u003eTalk to the Snail\u003c\/i\u003e is a book that no self-respecting Francophile - or Francophobe - can afford to be without.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stephen Clarke","offers":[{"title":"Good","offer_id":53907712475419,"sku":"mon0000800365","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/4004\/3291\/files\/22017573482384.jpg?v=1788903785","url":"https:\/\/bookalley.com\/products\/talk-to-snail","provider":"Book Alley","version":"1.0","type":"link"}